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#1 : What Do You Call A Drummer Without A Girlfriend?
Homeless
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#2 : How Do You Do When A Bass Player Is At Your Door?
Pay Him For The Pizza
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#3 : What Do You Call A Drummer With Half A Brain?
Gifted
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#4 : What Is The Best Way To Confuse A Guitar Player?
Put Sheet Music In Front Of Him
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#5 : What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman On A
Trumpet Players Arm?
A Tattoo
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#6 : What Is The Last Thing A Trombone Player
Says Before He Is Kicked Out Of The Band?
Hey Guys Lets Try One Of My Songs!
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#7 : What Do You Call A The Guy Who Hangs
Out With The Musicians?
The Drummer
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#8 : How Do You Make A Million Dollars Playing The Piano?
Start With 2 Million
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#9 : How Do You Give A Banjo Player A Compliment?
Tell Him "Nice Tooth"
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#10 : Why Do Guitar Players Leave Drumsticks On
Their Dashboards?
So They Can Park In Handicap Zones
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